$PAID · pump.fun · solana · physical settlement
GET $PAID
IN POKÉMON
CARDS.
Every trade of $PAID pays creator fees. Lock your supply with Streamflow and your share of those fees becomes PokéPoints — spendable on any graded Pokémon card on the live market, bought for you the second you redeem. The more you lock, the bigger your slice of whatever the fees actually are.
not a promise* — *a percentage. the cards are real, the math is public, the fees decide
live market grails · priced by the second
THE SCHEME
Four steps. Each one is on-chain except the mailman.
BUY
Grab $PAID on pump.fun. 1B fixed supply, fair launch, no presale, no team allocation hiding in a cold wallet.
LOCK
Send supply into a Streamflow time-lock — 1 month to 1 year, on-chain, self-custodied, verifiable by anyone.
EARN
Every trade pays creator fees into the treasury. Each day's fees mint PokéPoints, split across lockers by weight: amount × tier × duration. No fees, no points — your % is of what actually accrued.
GET PAID
Spend points on any card on the live market. The treasury buys that exact slab on Magic Eden the moment you redeem and the NFT lands in your wallet — burn it on Collector Crypt whenever you want the physical.
THE FLYWHEEL
Fees don't come from new deposits. They come from volume. While it spins, everyone at the table gets dealt cards.
THE PAY GRADES
Every shop has pay grades — ours are public, on-chain, and you pick your own. Lock more, lock longer, out-earn your boss.
Poké Ball
lock ≥ 500K ($0.05% supply)
- Earns fee share
- Redeem from the open vault
Great Ball
lock ≥ 2.5M ($0.25% supply)
- 1.5× reward weight
- 48h early access on new vault drops
Ultra Ball
lock ≥ 10M ($1% supply)
- 2.5× reward weight
- Free worldwide shipping
- Early access
Master Ball
lock ≥ 25M ($2.5% supply)
- 4× reward weight
- Grail-tier redemptions unlocked
- Free shipping
- Vault concierge
THE PAYMASTER
Every payroll needs a paymaster. Ours is a tired man in a suit who files everything correctly and has never missed a payday.
fig. 04-A — chief paymaster · shown actual energy
official statement
“You get paid in cards. I get paid in silence.
Payroll runs every day.”
— the paymaster, chief paymaster (self-appointed, twice)
yes — the boss prints his own cards. when the market's holding one, he's the cheapest pull on the counter.
THE COUNTER
3,842 real graded slabs redeemable right now — a live mirror of the Collector Crypt market. We buy yours the moment you redeem.
PROOF OF PAYMENT
Every fee claim, every lock, every payout — public keys, public math. The only thing off-chain is the mailman.
creator fees · daily
awaiting launchdistributed to 1 lockers as poképoints
receipts
- creator vault PDAfees accrue per-trade, on-chain
- streamflow contractsevery lock is publicly verifiable
- vault walletcard purchases & PSA cert numbers published
FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS
01Wait — is this a ponzi?
No. A ponzi pays old depositors with new deposits. This pays lockers a share of trading fees that already happened — a creator-fee revenue share, on-chain, with receipts. Nobody's deposit funds anybody's exit. (We nearly named it PokéPonzi for the bit. Cooler heads prevailed; the math didn't change.)
02Where do the rewards actually come from?
pump.fun pays token creators a fee on every trade — 0.30% on the bonding curve, up to 0.95% right after graduation, settling toward 0.05% at scale. 100% of those fees stay in the creator wallet, which is the prize pool. PokéPoints mint 1:1 against fees received ($1 of fees = 1 PP) and split across lockers by weight.
03I locked a ton — am I guaranteed a Charizard?
No, and anyone who promises otherwise is running an actual ponzi. Locking big gets you a big PERCENTAGE — of whatever fees actually accrue. If volume is huge, your slice is huge. If nobody trades, your slice is a percentage of zero. Points only ever represent real dollars already in the treasury, which is exactly why every point stays redeemable.
04Are the cards real?
Painfully. Every card on the counter is a live Collector Crypt listing — a tokenized graded slab backed 1:1 by the physical card in PWCC/Fanatics' insured vaults. We hold zero inventory: when you redeem, the treasury buys that exact slab on Magic Eden in the same minute and the pNFT lands in your wallet. Burn it on Collector Crypt any time and the physical ships to your door.
05How do I earn PokéPoints?
Lock $PAID in a Streamflow token lock (1–12 months, non-cancelable — that's what makes it count). Each day's reward pool splits across all active lockers by weight: amount × tier multiplier × duration boost. 1 PokéPoint = $1 of card value.
06What if I unlock early?
You can't. Streamflow token locks are irrevocable — that's the point, and it's why your weight is worth something. Pick your duration like you mean it.
07What happens when the music stops?
Volume dies → fees die → no new points mint. Points already earned stay backed by dollars already in the treasury, so they keep redeeming against the live market, and your locked tokens return to you at unlock. The downside is honest: you're left holding a memecoin and possibly a Charizard. There are worse endings.
08Can I lose money?
Yes. Obviously. The label says PAID, not GUARANTEED. Never lock more than you can light on fire for entertainment.
09Who actually runs this?
The Paymaster — a tired man in a suit who claims the fees at 09:00, refreshes the market at 11:00, signs your redemptions at 14:00, and goes home at 17:00. Mostly he supervises robots. He finds this neither funny nor not funny.
limited supply · unlimited audacity
THE ONLY JOB WHERE
PAYDAY IS A CHARIZARD.
gotta lock 'em all